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#KenyaVsNigeria Some hilarious tweets from the E-fight between Kenyan and Nigeria.

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Some hilarious tweets from the E-fight between Kenyan and Nigeria.
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#KenyaVsNigeria
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The fastest mean of transport in Nigeria is witchcraft #KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians … @johnnygachanja ,
if we hv 2 do this then lets take west
africa as a whole,fighting nigeria alone is belittling.
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You cannot even tell whether they mean " cheap or sheep " " chop or shop " " hi or eye " Nigerians tho lol
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians 140 characters ain't enough for Nigerians to say one sentence thing.
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Aye @JohnnyGachanja let's not bully our brodas and sisters from the west.
#kenyansvsnigerians . The ground is not level yoh.
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If it's on population and corruption then.Nigeria win by default.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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It is only in Nigeria where people wear weaves to differentiate between men and ladies #KenyansVsNigerians.
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any Nigerian can mention"Judge"
Without saying "George", I'll delete my account. #KenyansvsNigerians
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Paying bride price in Naija is so hard,
they may even ask for a legged snake to appease the gods. #KenyansvsNigerians
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Its only in Nigerian movies tht u're shot on the leg n start bleeding on the head
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians its only in Nigeria where someone leaves for the city, comes back after 20yrs n gets the family dog still alive.
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#KenyansVsNigerians Its only in Nigeria where ghosts looks right and left before crossing the road.
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Kenyans beefing Nigerians on Twitter. LMFAO..Alaba international market alone generates more money than Kenya per annum. #KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenyans started a beef with Nigerians, then created a hashtag
#KenyansVsNigerians without Nigerians even participating. Ekwensu behaviour.
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Kenyans dissing Nigerian music with the hashtag #KenyansVsNigerians out of jealousy. Whereas, nobody even knew Kenya had a music industry.
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If this #KenyansVsNigerians " trend goes on, I might have to call Diezeni to buy out kenya and turn tha country to her servants quaters.
— M (@Mubaraqshehu_)
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Nigerian females be having Beyoncé
attitude with a face like Wesley snipes
#KenyansVsNigerians
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My God " @TWEET_BENDER :
The only mineral resource Kenya has is the gold medal they won in Olympics.
#KenyansVsNigerians "
— Ellyn (@cute_ellyn)
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Kenyans taking turns to twitfight
Nigerians with one Laptop.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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A Kenyan woman's womb is like an oven, that's why they give birth to burnt babies
#KenyansVsNigerians
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We Better stop Dissing These Kenyans..
Dey Re Protected By Animal Rights..
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenyan flag looking like HERBAL DOCTOR complimentary card #KenyansVsNigerians
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If u close your eyes u'll see many
kenyans staring at you
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians I was tryna stream a Kenyan movie and wasted 10 minutes viewing a black screen
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If all Nigerians stop working for 50years, Kenya can never meet our standard
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenyans shld write an apology letter2 Nigerians askin 4 4gvness, using words like dear Brother Nigeria or Aunty Nigeria
#KenyansVsNigerians
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#KenyansVsNigerians I wonder if Kenyans would exist if there was no wild animals in their country not dissing just saying lol.
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#KenyansVsNigerians the US presidential race is a marathon thats why obama won he's Kenyan and nigerians its not nupita its Lupita
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So I heard @MTNNG gave these Kenyans free internet for a day. They don't know what else to do with it, hence the #KenyansVsNigerians war.
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Heard Nigeria has the highest no. of
degree holders as Okada men. Kumbe they give a degree for every exam passed.
#KenyansVsNigerians
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If boko harram were to land in Kenya they would finish d whole country in 24hrs
#KenyansVsNigerians
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Honestly, I'm impressed that Kenyans now have enough internet in their country to be able to start a
#KenyansVsNigerians war on Twitter.
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#kenyansvsnigerians one Kenyan
somewhere trying to understand what twitter even means..
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Retweeted Unilag engineer ( @RoyBosun ):
Kenyans Need Bleaching Creams to Look Like GHANIANS #KenyansVsNigerians
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Kenya was winning the war at midnight cos Nigerians couldn't see who they were twitfighting. #KenyansVsNigerians
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@AkposTheComedia : Somebody said kenyas wear engagement ring on their waist #KenyansVsNigerians " I'm dead!!!
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@iMorowa How do you start a Rave in Kenya? Tie a piece of chicken to the ceiling #HungerGames
#KenyansVsNigerians
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it is believed that Kenyans can't get lost because dey got the world map drawn on their faces. #KenyansVsNigerians
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RT shinarambo231 In other to understand people of kenya you really need to start watching animal planet
#KenyansVsNigerians

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